a 12 week incubator for dreamers, creatives and entrepreneurs who are overdue on turning talent into profit (Jan - March)
you’re creative as hell but your bank account doesn’t know it.
(sorry, uncomfortable truth time)
You have skills people need. Ideas people would buy. The ability to generate an income from your creative work, and yet….
You’re still here:
thinking about making an offer
circling the same idea for months
undercharging or giving things away for free
avoiding anything that feels like “selling” because ouch ouch ouch
waiting for the “right moment” that never arrives
watching less-talented people make money doing what you know you could do better (harsh but true)
And you know what’s so damn annoying about this? It’s not because you lack talent, or your work isn’t good enough, or because nobody wants to buy what you want to make (have you SEEN some of the things on the internet?)
Next uncomfortable truth..
YOU’RE STUCK BECAUSE YOU’VE NEVER LEARNED HOW TO TURN YOUR CREATIVITY INTO REVENUE YOU CAN RELY ON.
You’ve never had the structure or the guidance or the container to hold you accountable to actually doing it.
YES you’ve got a dozen new TikToks saved a day promising you new income streams and six-figure-years but you’re here reading this because you’ve also got a bunch of recipes saved you haven’t cooked, right?
So third uncomfortable truth:
IF YOU DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING NOTHING CHANGES.
The ideas will still be in your notes app, you’ll still be under-earning, the future you’re so obsessed with will keep being ‘something you’ll get to tomorrow’.
And that’s suuuuper annoying because right now, today, it is so epically possible for you to:
Earn your first $, or way more $$, from something you make - yes, you! With your bare hands, or bare brains, or bare keyboard!
Build a new income stream you can grow over time (how delicious, how sexy, just like that saved TikTok ramen recipe) and scale up when you want to make more $$ on your own terms
Get paid consistently for your skills - like over and over and over
Be confident pricing your work because you know how valuable it is
Turn one (just one) idea into repeatable (ongoing) revenue
Make money without selling your soul to the underlords or burning out in a chaotic heap or losing your damn mind or sacrificing your creative integrity or insert-your-personal-excuse here
But - and ready for it - another harsh truth:
THIS IS ONLY POSSIBLE IF YOU STOP HITTING SNOOZE ON TAKING ACTION AND ACTUALLY GET YOUR MARVELLOUS TALENTED CREATIVE BEHIND INTO GEAR.
So Option 1 - three months from now you could have:
a clear, sellable offer
paying customers
a new revenue stream
data, momentum, and financial proof
and a version of you that finally trusts yourself!
OR Option 2 - three months from now you could be reading yet another sales page and saving yet another TikTok being like, ‘I swear I’m going to actually start soon I just need the right X/Y/Z whatever but this time it’s for real’ -
Stop. This time it’s for real. Right here, right now, with all these harsh uncomfortable truths and all of these epically exciting opportunities sitting right under your finger tips.
This residency is for you if you’re finally ready to choose Option 1, ready to cross the line into being paid or you’re ready to actually be paid well for what you do.
You in?
this is for:
Creatives who are DONE waiting and moaning and wondering about whether their creative skills could translate into real money in the bank. Like:
Artists - you’ve been creating pieces as a hobby and are ready to develop a priced, sellable hero product or commission for real customers.
Side-hustlers or Founders - you’ve been sitting on a product idea and want to launch a simple MVP to make their first real sales.
Designers - you’re tired of relying solely on client work and want to launch a template, micro-offer, or packaged service that earns beyond custom briefs.
Writers - you struggle with inconsistent gigs and want to sell a clear, confident writing offer that brings in steady clients.
Content creators - you’ve been posting for free and are ready to launch your first monetised offer: UGC, digital product, or brand partnership.
Creative specialists (like filmmakers) - you want to turn your specialist knowledge into a sellable offer that stabilises income between big projects.
Visual artists - your long-term pieces take months or years and you want a smaller, aligned income stream to support your creative practice.
Wellness practitioners - you are time-capped and want to launch a scalable digital or group offer that breaks the one-to-one ceiling.
Photographers, videographers - you want to shift from inconsistent client months to booking work through clear, premium packages.
9-5 Dreamers - you want to build your exit plan from corporate but you want to prove you can earn from your creative work before making the leap.
Multi-passionates - you’re juggling multiple income streams but want to consolidate your energy into one clear, sellable offer that scales instead of spreading yourself thin.
so essentially:
If you are someone who creates something
(art, words, ideas, products, services, experiences, knowledge)
+ wants it to exist in the world
(not just in your notes app, your camera roll, your drafts folder, or your head)
+ wants to earn from it
(a first sale, a small win, a new income stream, a sustainable revenue path)
+ knows you need structure, accountability, and guidance to actually do it
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you are exactly who this residency is for.
how we’ll do it together:
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Stop wasting months trying to “figure it out.”
Pick your idea. Test it fast. Make sure people want it. Set your revenue target. Build your plan.
You’ll never second-guess your starting point again.
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The simplest version. The version that earns money. Not the perfect version that never sees daylight.
No more hiding behind preparation.
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With support. With accountability. With visibility routines. With momentum. With follow-through.
This is where you get paid. This is where everything changes.
WHAT YOU’LL WALK AWAY WITH:
✓ A real, sellable offer
Not just an idea. Not a draft. The real thing.
✓ paying customers
Actual revenue. Like in your bank account. Like get that notification from the app because it’s landed income.
✓ A simple, human marketing approach that converts
No need to be a sales expert. No pretending you’re someone you’re not. Just clear effective ways to sell your thing.
✓ A pricing strategy that respects your talent
No more under-charging and then wondering why you’re so damn tired when you’re working so damn hard for so damn little.
✓ A repeatable system for monetising your creativity
Use it again and again for future offers. Because you’re a smarty who’s a creative wizard who probably (definitely) has a few (so many) ideas in that Notes app you want to put to work. Ka-ching.
✓ true proof of concept
That what you make can actually make money. Or if you’re struggling through on meagre returns from your existing creative work, that it can make sustainable money that casually transforms your day-to-day for the calmer and the better.
✓ A rewired creative identity
You’re no longer someone who hopes to get paid. You’re someone who is.
what’s included:
3 strategy classes (clarity → build → sell) valued at $360
8 weekly accountability calls
valued at $480
3 months of Private group chat support, pep talks and wins
valued at $180
revenue residency workbook with strategy guides, templates, scripts and more
valued at $280
Small cohort container (limited spots for personalised support - group coaching style usually high ticket pricing)
valued at $700+
plus! get 3 months of Greenhouse membership for free
cost $132 - valued at $1,200+
total value - $3,200
your investment
(jan - March residency)
free
(as part of your membership)
Greenhouse Members:
Application required. First round only.
Non-members:
$380 aud
(one-off fee)
First round only. Payment plans available.
Residency dates are Jan - March ‘26. Enrolment required before 19 Dec ‘25.
NOTE: in the revenue residency You’re not paying for self-paced “content” that you won’t finish or action.
You’re investing in actual momentum that leads to revenue through clarity & accountability.
non-members you’re saving $2,320 (88%)
this is beta launch pricing that will only be available for this first residency so you would be accessing a high-touch live group coaching container for the fraction of the price. This is not a scarcity tactic this is just the first round so we want to lower barrier to entry and reward early birds.
so yeah THIS IS kinda URGENT, babe, not just because of the pricing but also because you don’t want to be in the same place in 6 months time.
as with an artist residency:
space is limited.
So we can provide tailored support to each resident. When spots are taken they’re taken.
the window to join is temporary.
Enrolment closes 19 Dec. When the doors close they close.
set entry, start & finish dates.
We know you work best when you have a clear & external (real) deadline.
support & tools to achieve a clear outcome.
We provide the things you need to achieve your creative and financial goals.
We don’t know when or if we run this again.
If you miss this window, there might be another but we don’t know yet.
If making more money is a goal for 2026 - and doing it in a way you can actually get excited about - this is your shot to get momentum moving in time.
The door is open now. It won’t stay open.
THERE IS NO PERFECT MOMENT, THERE IS JUST TODAY.
time to join the
Your creative work deserves to earn. You deserve to earn.
And this is the container where you finally let that happen.
So get out of your own way, stop faffing about, and get on with it.
Residency dates are Jan - March sign up required before 19 Dec ‘26.
the schedule
12 weeks in the revenue residency looks like: dedicated time, support, structure, and a creative cohort you grow alongside.
as well as the above schedule, because The residency takes place within the greenhouse, our digital community, you’ll also have access to the live sessions, co-working & resources hosted there.
In the Greenhouse, we work across Four Modes designed to help you make real progress, week after week
The Four Modes Formula
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Twice-weekly co-working sessions with built-in accountability so you can stop procrastinating and start finishing.
Make regular time. Make your work. Make real progress.
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Access our plug-and-play creative business systems - then tailor them to your needs with our support.
Organise your projects. Streamline your goals. Ditch the admin overwhelm.
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Take bold, strategic actions you’ve only ever dreamt of to grow your creative income - even when you’re not sure where to start.
From pitching to launching, we’ll encourage you to take every scary step.
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Cut out the mental noise, build the tools you need to ditch imposter syndrome, and level up your belief in your creative value - then watch as that fuels your next ambitious action.
Build your courage, your resilience, and your outcomes.
the current schedule
love from our members
“trust me when I say this (as someone who's been a part of many groups/Slack channels, trainings, etc.) it’s been absolutely invaluable to me and I cherish it dearly!”
love from our members
“I've tried lots of different tools to help me reach my creative potential, but never before witnessed something that feels so inviting, intuitive and effortless. It made progression fun and joyful rather than dragging myself over a bed of nails, and felt refined for my neurodivergent brain in a slay way rather than a condescending one.”
common qs / excuses
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Perfect. Truly.
Month One is designed exactly for this.
You can come in with:
20 ideas
1 idea
0 ideas
an identity crisis
a talent you’ve never monetised
a folder of half-started things
We’ll sort it together.
You don’t need an offer to start, you need to put yourself in an environment where you’re supported and accountable to figure it out and get moving on it.
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Also perfect.
We’ll refine your:
positioning
pricing
offer structure
messaging
delivery format
and finally, the actual selling part
Most creatives don’t have a “bad offer.”
They have an unvalidated or uncommunicated offer.
We fix that.
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They will, once we help you:
choose something people actually want
communicate it in a way that makes sense
price it properly
share it with real humans who need it
The belief that “nobody wants my work” is rarely true.
It’s usually:
“nobody understands what I’m offering,” or
“I’m not telling the right people,” or
“I’ve never actually asked anyone to buy.”
We’ll fix that too.
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Calls are recorded.
Live is best (momentum + support + accountability).
But you won’t miss anything.
And the group chat = constant support.
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This program is designed for busy humans.
Because guess what?
Everyone is always busy.
If you wait for “free time,” you’ll be waiting until 2034.
We focus on:
tiny actions
simple moves
minimum viable everything
doable steps
Not 10-hour-a-week hustles.
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You’ll finish the offer.
You’ll know exactly how to refine it.
You’ll have made your first sales or taken the steps that lead directly to sales.
And you’ll walk away with a repeatable system you can use again and again.
Also: finishing isn’t magic.
Momentum is.
We’ll build that into your identity.
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If you want to create + sell something new, this is your container.
Beginners get clarity + direction.
Experienced creatives get momentum + money flow + refinement.
The only people this is NOT for are people who want to stay stuck.ption
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Totally fair fear.
Creatives are notorious for this.
GOOD NEWS:
This incubator is built around:
accountability
structure
momentum
weekly support
actual human interaction
and real deadlines
Your future self will thank you for this decision. Your avoidance patterns? Not so much.escription
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You will.
In tiny ways.
That’s literally part of the process.
And it won’t kill you.
In fact, it’ll teach you exactly what you need to adjust.
Failure isn’t proof you’re not good enough -
it’s proof you’re learning, testing, iterating, doing.
This program makes failure feel safe, small, and productive. Because it is! And we do it all the time! So let’s make it useful!
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NO.
NO.
NO.
You need:
one offer (which we’ll find together so don’t even worry if you don’t have it yet)
one way to take payment
one way to communicate with humans
Everything else is optional or later.
We’re not building an empire (yet).
We’re building your money-making muscles.
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Realistically?
2-4 hours each week.
More if you want, less some weeks.
It’s consistent, but not overwhelming.
The accountability club keeps you on track so you don’t drift off and disappear.
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Nope.
We are absolutely not re-opening this after December 19.
And the next round is not until way later in 2026.
If money is a priority for 2026, this is the window.
(Your creative dreams are already rolling their eyes at you for asking this. Stop giving them so much ammunition to haunt you with, honestly)
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Yes. Because we’re not here to add financial stress to your life. We’re here to help you earn.
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Because this isn’t a course, because we have so many abandoned courses too, so we thought let’s not add to the pile.
It’s an incubator with accountability, live support, deadlines, and community.
You’re not doing this alone.
And we’re not letting you disappear. It’s like friendly stalking you pay for. Innovative new service opportunity!
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YES.
We do NOT rely on follower counts.
We rely on:
clarity
specificity
real humans you already know
early testers
direct communication
tiny audience → real money methods
Some of the best first sales happen from:
200 followers
80 followers
30 people in your phone
No fame required. In fact it’s kind of way more fun to build it from the ground up, so let’s do it together, yeah?
love from our members
“It truly feels like being surrounded by close friends who offer their unwavering support and gently but firmly nudge you to keep pursuing your passions.”
love from our members
“The systems there (workshops, resources, live chats, accountability exercises) have genuinely rewired my mindset, making the multi-passionate creative path feel more exciting, still scary at times, but so worth it.”
